In case you didn’t know … all French people are artists. And all artists are French.
They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they’re artists, so that’s ok. They say they see the world in a different way. Probably […]
Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
If you’re a loyal reader of this blog, you probably already know that Werewolves were invented in France and they were mostly women (because they’re the hairy ones that […]
onemanninja asked:
Why do the french “men” like the french women hairy armpits?
Well i’m not sure that frenchmen like the french women’s armpits … they just like ze french women and hair.
Since the first french caveman, Pierre, french cavewomen had hair. Pierre was a sex-freak (like most french people today, involving excrements, wax, toothpaste and whatever […]
Let’s not forget that the French achieved:
- Cute brunette actresses with miniscule pointy very hairy breasts
- Gay people
- Masturbation