French heaven

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

It is said in the Bible that men and women (and hermaphrodite children) go to heaven or hell, depending on how good or bad are they through life.
But in the French Bible it’s mentioned (somewhere in the footnotes) that French people go to the French heaven (a sepparate place, far better then the usual heaven), […]

French at night

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
If you’re a loyal reader of this blog, you probably already know that Werewolves were invented in France and they were mostly women (because they’re the hairy ones that […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.