Apparently Mark Twain was one of those people that knew how the French are really like.
“A Frenchmen’s home is where another man’s wife is.” - Mark Twain
“There is nothing lower than the human race…except for the French.” - Mark Twain
(submitted by shaun)
It’s today. It’s the 14th of february, the day in which Paris is very crowded by all kinds of people in love.
Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Men, prepare your flowers, candy, teddy bears and special evening plans (which you should have planned since December).
Women, prepare your hot sexy lingerie and your cute little bottoms.
If you think about […]
Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five:
1. one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
2. one to turn tail and run.
3. one to roll over.
4. one to surrender to the light bulb and […]
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; if you’re depending on the French to do the job, it’s screwed anyway.
Sofia asked:
I’ve got a very simple question: If you hate France and everything
that is French-related so much, then what are you doing here??? (
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not xenophobic or anything; it’s just that it
must be really hard to live in a country you
despise….)
Well i wouldn’t say it’s hard to live in a country […]
onemanninja asked:
Why do the french “men” like the french women hairy armpits?
Well i’m not sure that frenchmen like the french women’s armpits … they just like ze french women and hair.
Since the first french caveman, Pierre, french cavewomen had hair. Pierre was a sex-freak (like most french people today, involving excrements, wax, toothpaste and whatever […]