I hate french people

Q: How do you get a one-armed Frenchman out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.

Q: What’s green, cold, slimy and croaks?
A: A Frenchman

American to Frenchman : “Do you speak German?”
Frenchman : “No.”
American : “You’re Welcome!”

21. Because they took the cow pat… and turned it into a hat
Well, that’s what the beret is, isn’t it?
22. Because their legendary “Va Va Voom” is a lie
They only spend an average 19.2 minutes on foreplay. The British take 22.5 minutes.
23. Because 50 per cent of them don’t even associate sex with pleasure
And 23 […]

11. Because they can’t wait
Many French men still prefer the convenience of a trottoir to the public WC.
12. Because they lack humour
Before the Revolution, the French spoke of l’esprit (wit), or la farce (joke) but the word “humour” had no equivalent. Not until 1932 did the French Academy allow l’humour into the language.
13. Because we’ve […]