I hate french people

Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with 1500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

Q: Why did the Frenchman cross the road ?
A: To surrender, of course !

Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

An American gent in his 80’s arrives at Charles De Gaulle airport and
ends up at the customs counter.
“Bonjour Monsieur, passport sil vous plais”
“Sorry, I didn’t bring a passport.”
(in terrible English now) “What do you mean you didn’t bring a
passport? How do you expect to come to France without a passport?”
Well, I came […]

Among the many French habits we can observe a strange, useless and even bad-for-the-world act : marriage.
I heard that the French president Sarkozy got himself a new bitch got married to a wonderful model/amateur singer/french porn actress. Well I wish him only the best. By the best I don’t really mean her. But hey, he’s […]