French Artists

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

In case you didn’t know … all French people are artists. And all artists are French.
They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they’re artists, so that’s ok. They say they see the world in a different way. Probably […]

Bastille day

Monday, July 14th, 2008

It’s that god damn cursed day again. The French Day.
Also known as Bastille day, or “ze French national (holi)day”.
I wrote about the French Day last year, but it seems to have come again.
So … I bet you’re all wondering:
a) Why is the 14th of July the French national day ?
b) Why do the French even […]

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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Oui oui, you really must be tired by now hearing that the Frenchhater has no time to mock the slimy french.
I’m pretty surprised myself of the situation I’m in. The french situation that is.
I was in shape when I started this blog … I even wrote the first two weeks’ post in a matter of […]

French car surrender button

Friday, April 18th, 2008

No words needed.

(submitted by Narcis Corvette)

French joke

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Q: How many french jokes are out there?
A: None. All of them describe real situations.
(submitted by Nexen)

French Cola

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Note to self : Never ever drink French Cola* again …
I’m not sure what the slimy French put in there, although I’m thinking it might be smoked cigars, but the French Cola tastes awful. I tried it from French McDonald’s and some French restaurants in Paris and it’s just plain slimy old french awful […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.