President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained:
“If we don’t stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath.”
The interpreter couldn’t translate this, however, since there is no word for “bath” in French.
Q: What’s yellow and looks good on the slimy french ?
A: The advanced stages of cancer.
That’s Paris viewed from a satellite.
Notice how slimy and filthy that god damn city is. Why would anyone want to call this the city of love and why would anyone want to come here ?
God damn French people !
Gogu Kaizer asked:
Dear mr. Frenchhater, what the hell are you doing? Are you dead or
something? Did the slimy french kidnapped you? Did you kidnapped the
slimy french?
1) Well I was pretty busy wrestling the god damn slimy french.
2) Not dead. Yet.
3) Yes, the slimy french did.
4) They’re very slimy and hard to capture, but you don’t […]
Someone asked:
Hi !
I am canadian immigrant , and, my dreams is to come to live in French.
For this reason, I will reading your blog with much attention : I want
to know the dark side of France !
I am little confuzion : why you don’t muve in anodher country ?
Thank you !
I’ll excuse […]
It is said in the Bible that men and women (and hermaphrodite children) go to heaven or hell, depending on how good or bad are they through life.
But in the French Bible it’s mentioned (somewhere in the footnotes) that French people go to the French heaven (a sepparate place, far better then the usual heaven), […]