French joke

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Q: What’s yellow and looks good on the slimy french ?
A: The advanced stages of cancer.

French joke

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Q: How many french jokes are out there?
A: None. All of them describe real situations.
(submitted by Nexen)

French joke

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.

French joke

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with 1500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

French joke

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Q: Why did the Frenchman cross the road ?
A: To surrender, of course !

French joke

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.