French fact #37

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

French people don’t wash very often. They don’t call Paris the “perfume city” for nothing.

French fact #36

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

It’s a fact that French people DO read my blog.

French fact #34

Friday, February 1st, 2008

The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.

French fact #35

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Do you know why so many Europeans Immigrated to North America?
To get as far away from the French as possible.

French fact #33

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

The world revolves around France.

French fact #32

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

The smell alone of French camembert can be used to weld metals, as well as to ward off vampires (and any creature with a sense of smell).

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.