onemanninja asked:
Why do the french “men” like the french women hairy armpits?
Well i’m not sure that frenchmen like the french women’s armpits … they just like ze french women and hair.
Since the first french caveman, Pierre, french cavewomen had hair. Pierre was a sex-freak (like most french people today, involving excrements, wax, toothpaste and whatever […]
Gogu Kaizer asked :
Dear mr. JFF, why is the Paris considered to be a romantic city? I
keep hearing many couples planing to spend their Christmas in Paris,
“because it’s romantic”. Where the hell did they came up with that
idea?
Let’s face it, some women are into gross things (i would have said french but you might have […]
onemanninja asked :
When did the french first surrendered in history and why did it became
a national tradition?
Once upon a time, before France was invaded by Germany, before the Eiffel Tower was built, before French women got into the porn business (which was a very very long time ago), the territory that France occupies now […]
IO1 asked :
Mr Frenchhater, why some people love the french and force us to learn
their language ?
Let’s see …
Well all the people that love the French either ARE French or they have French relatives (which makes them a little bit French too, which makes them love the slimy french).
Learning French is a complete waste of […]