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Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]

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Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

samantha asked:
why do you hate french people? just
wondering
Well Samantha … I really can’t find reasons why I shouldn’t hate the French.
They smell, they’re self-centered, they’re rude, they think they’re a superior race, they surrender, they hate Americans, they have crappy music, crappy movies and crappy porn, they have dog poo on the streets, they really […]

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Sunday, January 13th, 2008

JeanTheWorker asked
Dear Mr. FrenchHater, I was wondering since you live in France, I’d
like to ask you something about french women. Is it just me, or are
French women really flat-chested? I mean, I am in the states, and even
though I have not many french women here, the ones I have met are
just, well, straight up and […]

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Friday, January 11th, 2008

Arnaud-Louis Fortin asked

Why do French women use bright red lipstick so
often?
When you say french women you actually say easy women or porn.
As any product needs a good label and an attractive design, so do the hairy french women need lipstick.
Lipstick, red lipstick, notifies men that the woman is a hooker, or just needs a decent […]

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Friday, January 11th, 2008

Godies asked
What is your opinion about “Le tour de france”?
Well Godies I’m quite uncertain what i think about the Tour of France, because i have never seen it’s use.
But if i were to clarify my thoughts i would say that “Le tour de France” is another French event in which the slimy Frenchmen try to […]

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Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Sofia asked:

I’ve got a very simple question: If you hate France and everything
that is French-related so much, then what are you doing here??? (
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not xenophobic or anything; it’s just that it
must be really hard to live in a country you
despise….)
Well i wouldn’t say it’s hard to live in a country […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.