This is currently the International Prank Day, and today you should have fooled someone in order to make yourself laugh.
It’s also the Make Fun of the French Day, and today you should have mocked and joked about some french people (like I did).
Anyway, the slimy French are getting tired of all the jokes against them, […]
I went the other day in a French candle shop in Paris, to buy some French slimy candles.
Well, here’s what I found out:
1. French candles either smell bad, either smell weird, or either stink. Those candles without scent or the ones that make your room smell fresh and nice are nowhere to be found in […]
Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]
It appears that the French are very insulted by this blog, and as any french person would do, they use the “Ask a Frenchhater” page to curse and insult me. Either they do that or they comment on this blog and get frenchslapped over the mouth.
Why would anyone be THAT insulted and why would anyone […]
Q: Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?
A: Because she has only one arm raised.
An American gent in his 80’s arrives at Charles De Gaulle airport and
ends up at the customs counter.
“Bonjour Monsieur, passport sil vous plais”
“Sorry, I didn’t bring a passport.”
(in terrible English now) “What do you mean you didn’t bring a
passport? How do you expect to come to France without a passport?”
Well, I came […]