Someone asked:
Hi !
I am canadian immigrant , and, my dreams is to come to live in French.
For this reason, I will reading your blog with much attention : I want
to know the dark side of France !
I am little confuzion : why you don’t muve in anodher country ?
Thank you !
I’ll excuse […]
It’s that god damn cursed day again. The French Day.
Also known as Bastille day, or “ze French national (holi)day”.
I wrote about the French Day last year, but it seems to have come again.
So … I bet you’re all wondering:
a) Why is the 14th of July the French national day ?
b) Why do the French even […]
Oui oui, you really must be tired by now hearing that the Frenchhater has no time to mock the slimy french.
I’m pretty surprised myself of the situation I’m in. The french situation that is.
I was in shape when I started this blog … I even wrote the first two weeks’ post in a matter of […]
Note to self : Never ever drink French Cola* again …
I’m not sure what the slimy French put in there, although I’m thinking it might be smoked cigars, but the French Cola tastes awful. I tried it from French McDonald’s and some French restaurants in Paris and it’s just plain slimy old french awful […]
God damn it, it snowed in France. In April.
I just posted about the French rain and the French clouds heard me and decided to send some snow too.
French snow is worse then French rain, although they do have the same lifting effect on the hairy nipples of French women.
French snow is white-ish, with a little […]
I’m not quite sure what they do, or how they do it, but even rain in France is slimy.
I might even say when it rains in France, it rains slime.
Disgusting, green, smelly slime.
French people love that actually, because it’s the only time they get to take a shower. In slime.
That explains the smells around Paris […]