French answer

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]

French Knowledge in Europe

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Mon Dieu …

See what the French have done ??? They’ve infested Europe (and a big part of the slimy Canadians) with their god damn smelly french language.
Remember what i said about French being laxative ?
I guess the world is going to need more toilet paper.

Oui Oui

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

I’m a daddy.
The Frenchhater legacy will live on.
Beware France.

Bonne Année !

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Welcome to 2008 my fellow french people and french haters !
First thing this year we must learn to speak some slimy french … here’s one :
“Bonne Année”, which means Happy New Year in francais.

The second thing i’d like to do is wish you all a very wonderful year (yes, you slimy french too) full of […]

Most used sentence

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

The most used sentence in French is “Je me rends, battez pas sur moi!”.
Yup, slimy.

French laxative

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Lately everytime when i hear french people talking their slimy francais, i get this feeling like i’m going to crap my pants.
It took me a little while to figure out what was going on … but i finally got it.
You know that most countries experimented with the brown noise theory, to make the other country’s […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.