French fact #32

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

The smell alone of French camembert can be used to weld metals, as well as to ward off vampires (and any creature with a sense of smell).

French fact #31

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Ze French are also called Cheese-eating surrendering monkeys, and of course, frogs.

French fact #30

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

France is always there when they need us.

French fact #29

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

All French people can chew and smoke at the same time.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.