French answer

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]

French Eiffel Toast

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Yummy. And French.

French new year coming fast

Monday, December 31st, 2007

This is the last day of the year. The French Year that is.
2007 is ending, 2008 is coming, we’re all a little sad and a little cheerful, we’re all in a party mood but depressed, we all want to greet the new year properly and we all want to go to France and see the […]

French answer

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Gogu Kaizer asked :
Dear mr. JFF, why is the Paris considered to be a romantic city? I
keep hearing many couples planing to spend their Christmas in Paris,
“because it’s romantic”. Where the hell did they came up with that
idea?
Let’s face it, some women are into gross things (i would have said french but you might have […]

French answer

Friday, December 7th, 2007

onemanninja asked :
When did the french first surrendered in history and why did it became
a national tradition?
Once upon a time, before France was invaded by Germany, before the Eiffel Tower was built, before French women got into the porn business (which was a very very long time ago), the territory that France occupies now […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.