Note to self : Never ever drink French Cola* again …
I’m not sure what the slimy French put in there, although I’m thinking it might be smoked cigars, but the French Cola tastes awful. I tried it from French McDonald’s and some French restaurants in Paris and it’s just plain slimy old french awful […]
God damn it, it snowed in France. In April.
I just posted about the French rain and the French clouds heard me and decided to send some snow too.
French snow is worse then French rain, although they do have the same lifting effect on the hairy nipples of French women.
French snow is white-ish, with a little […]
This is currently the International Prank Day, and today you should have fooled someone in order to make yourself laugh.
It’s also the Make Fun of the French Day, and today you should have mocked and joked about some french people (like I did).
Anyway, the slimy French are getting tired of all the jokes against them, […]
Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
If you’re a loyal reader of this blog, you probably already know that Werewolves were invented in France and they were mostly women (because they’re the hairy ones that […]