French at night

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
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French smoking

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Ze French sure smoke a lot. It’s cool.
They do this for three reasons:
1. a cloud cover, so ze germans won’t see what they’re bombing
2. a thick smoke cover on the ground, so ze germans won’t be able to drive their tanks on account of zero visibility
3. making france lack oxigen
French people inhale smoke since before […]

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.