Joyeux Noël

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

Ho-ho-ho (and i don’t mean french women) … Merry Christmas !
Or as the French would put it (while smoking their cigars and chewing their gums at the same time while looking at you like you’re an idiot because you’re holding your nose to prevent their smell from killing you) : Joyeux Noël !
Yes, this amazing […]

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French answer

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Gogu Kaizer asked :
Dear mr. JFF, why is the Paris considered to be a romantic city? I
keep hearing many couples planing to spend their Christmas in Paris,
“because it’s romantic”. Where the hell did they came up with that
idea?
Let’s face it, some women are into gross things (i would have said french but you might have […]

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.