Bastille day

Monday, July 14th, 2008

It’s that god damn cursed day again. The French Day.
Also known as Bastille day, or “ze French national (holi)day”.
I wrote about the French Day last year, but it seems to have come again.
So … I bet you’re all wondering:
a) Why is the 14th of July the French national day ?
b) Why do the French even […]

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A French officer and a British Major

Friday, December 21st, 2007

During one of the many wars that the slimy French and the British fought and the French (as usually) lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.
An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.
The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing “that stupid red tunic.”
The French general […]

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.