21. Because they took the cow pat… and turned it into a hat
Well, that’s what the beret is, isn’t it?
22. Because their legendary “Va Va Voom” is a lie
They only spend an average 19.2 minutes on foreplay. The British take 22.5 minutes.
23. Because 50 per cent of them don’t even associate sex with pleasure
And 23 […]
11. Because they can’t wait
Many French men still prefer the convenience of a trottoir to the public WC.
12. Because they lack humour
Before the Revolution, the French spoke of l’esprit (wit), or la farce (joke) but the word “humour” had no equivalent. Not until 1932 did the French Academy allow l’humour into the language.
13. Because we’ve […]
1. Because they’re losers
Rugby matches played by England against France since 1906: 89. We’ve won 47; they’ve won 35. Draws: 7.
2. Because they’re aggressive
Wars fought against France since 1066: 35. We’ve won 23; they’ve won 11. Mutual defeats: 1 (American War of Independence).
3. Because of Napoleon
200 French streets, monuments and institutions commemorate the era of […]