I hate french people

The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.

A Frenchman attending a convention found he’d have to share a room with an Englishman, but he didn’t really mind.
Upon arriving at the room, he found the Britishman already there … and so was a MONKEY!
The Frenchman said, “Mon..mon..monsieur, what…what’s that…that…BEAST doing in our room ?”.
“Show ya straightaway, chap”, said the British.
He then slapped […]

During one of the many wars that the slimy French and the British fought and the French (as usually) lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.
An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.
The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing “that stupid red tunic.”
The French general […]