It is said in the Bible that men and women (and hermaphrodite children) go to heaven or hell, depending on how good or bad are they through life.
But in the French Bible it’s mentioned (somewhere in the footnotes) that French people go to the French heaven (a sepparate place, far better then the usual heaven), […]
Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
If you’re a loyal reader of this blog, you probably already know that Werewolves were invented in France and they were mostly women (because they’re the hairy ones that […]
JeanTheWorker asked
Dear Mr. FrenchHater, I was wondering since you live in France, I’d
like to ask you something about french women. Is it just me, or are
French women really flat-chested? I mean, I am in the states, and even
though I have not many french women here, the ones I have met are
just, well, straight up and […]
Let’s not forget :
- Citroën 2CV
- Light Wine
- Big girls’ blouses
- Baguettes!