Bastille day

Monday, July 14th, 2008

It’s that god damn cursed day again. The French Day.
Also known as Bastille day, or “ze French national (holi)day”.
I wrote about the French Day last year, but it seems to have come again.
So … I bet you’re all wondering:
a) Why is the 14th of July the French national day ?
b) Why do the French even […]

French magazine

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Well the French have more magazines about their magnificent army …

(submitted by IO)

French military victories

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Once again proof that the French Army is probably the best army in the world.

(submitted by Io)

French joke

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Q: Who’s french army’s idol?
A: Forrest Gump.
(submitted by louis)

French joke

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Q: How do you get a one-armed Frenchman out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

French laxative

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Lately everytime when i hear french people talking their slimy francais, i get this feeling like i’m going to crap my pants.
It took me a little while to figure out what was going on … but i finally got it.
You know that most countries experimented with the brown noise theory, to make the other country’s […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.