Gogu Kaizer asked:
Dear mr. Frenchhater, what the hell are you doing? Are you dead or
something? Did the slimy french kidnapped you? Did you kidnapped the
slimy french?
1) Well I was pretty busy wrestling the god damn slimy french.
2) Not dead. Yet.
3) Yes, the slimy french did.
4) They’re very slimy and hard to capture, but you don’t […]
Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]
Gogu Kaizer asked:
I say, Mr. JFF, I’ve stumbled upon the most intriguing fact the other
days: Alizee. She is french, but I find her attractive. I might be
crazy enough to declare that she is hot. Now, although I’m unable to
find a reason for the existence of those two words - french and
attractive - in the same […]
It’s today. It’s the 14th of february, the day in which Paris is very crowded by all kinds of people in love.
Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Men, prepare your flowers, candy, teddy bears and special evening plans (which you should have planned since December).
Women, prepare your hot sexy lingerie and your cute little bottoms.
If you think about […]
Yeah, some more french achievements:
- 24 Hours of Lemaze
- Armpit hair cover
- Hairy women