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Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]

French answer

Friday, December 7th, 2007

onemanninja asked :
When did the french first surrendered in history and why did it became
a national tradition?
Once upon a time, before France was invaded by Germany, before the Eiffel Tower was built, before French women got into the porn business (which was a very very long time ago), the territory that France occupies now […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.