French emails

Monday, March 10th, 2008

It appears that the French are very insulted by this blog, and as any french person would do, they use the “Ask a Frenchhater” page to curse and insult me. Either they do that or they comment on this blog and get frenchslapped over the mouth.
Why would anyone be THAT insulted and why would anyone […]

An American and a Frenchman

Friday, January 4th, 2008

American to Frenchman : “Do you speak German?”
Frenchman : “No.”
American : “You’re Welcome!”

The genie

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are visited by a genie who grants them one wish each.
The Englishman wishes he was transported to a beautiful paradise.
The American wishes he was rich and famous.
The Frenchman wishes the Englishman and the American were back to make his mind up for him.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.