French people are so boring lately.

I wanted to write about a couple of things but they didn’t seem funny.

Got any french interesting stuff you’d like to submit ?
Or some french questions ?

Hello ?

kenji … well “asked” it’s not the right word … WROTE :

I’m french/japanese and proud of it, you are so pathetic and stupid, I
LOVE SO MUCH,
france not only because I’m half french but for many, many reasons
only stupid stereotype, france with his “soft power”, have good
influence in the world, but usa it’s one of the country who is the
most detest,
french people are nice, women are VERY beautiful, in france french
women are naturally pretty but in usa (thank you Surgery)
women hairy again a sterotype who is not true,
I dislike the united states, I dislike you comercial movie (shit) I
don’t want to see you MCDO in France, I don’t want to see a french
women who look like american women,
American are so arrogant, I have visited many and many country execpt
USA this is a CRAP and SHIT country you can’t imagine that in France,
French see you from high very high.
Fuck the usa et VIVE LA FRANCE ET LE
JAPON

Oh mon dieu ! I mean I knew I got the french angry and the french canadians … but the french japanese ??? I really must be great.
I didn’t even know the french japanese existed. Ninja french japanese !!

Ok, let’s start kicking your french japanese hairless gay surrendering balls.
First of all, you can’t write properly. I mean french people do suck at english but most of them can at least make some sense (I can’t believe I’m saying anything nice about french people).
Secondly somehow being half french is worse then being fully french.

As I understood from what you wrote using your tiny japanese smelly french feet, you believe that everyone hates americans (which may be true but looking at the immigrations office you can see that a lot of people want to live in the US), you believe french women are not hairy (I thought you were japanese, what are you doing checking out french women ?) and that commercial movies and McDonald’s are the devil.

Well yes, you are a moron.
“USA this is a CRAP and SHIT country you can’t imagine that in France”
I loved this line. So you admit that France is filled with shit (I know Paris is, so I can’t imagine it is if I KNOW it is) and the US is just metaforically filled with shit.

I’ll send you a garlic basket to feel better. Or would you prefer rotten fish ?
Japanese love fish.

VIVE JAPON !!!

As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.

Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.

Of course every year among the french people getting disguised as something french-related, I see some really strange french people (even for french standards) …

French woman dressed as a french pudel. Awesome !!!

French gay burglars

Menstruating horny french lesbian werewolves

I dressed as a frenchman of course, with a fake moustache, garlic bling-bling chain around my neck, a striped shirt, the mighty french beret and lots of cigarettes.
It was a poor halloween because the french people I’ve visited didn’t understand I was wearing a costume.
Next year I’ll get a baguette costume.

Happy Halloween everyone !

Well I had nothing interesting to write about until now (right french now !!!) this week (and I’ve been working on the book so I’ve been a little bit busy) … so here goes.

French girls have more sexual partners than ever before, and America is to blame.

America, fuck yeah !!!
My opinion is French women just like to be slutty, to do like the French Army does and surrender to every man, french shemale or woman they see.

But a french slut is not complete unless she has armpit hair.

Myeah I know, not a funny french post. My apologies to all the frenchhaters out there.

Well that’s not really true. They also use it to surrender.