“Zut alors” sounds very funny to americans. And I can’t blame us.
It’s translation is “shoot”,”dang” and sometimes “shucks”.
“Zut” means “damn”, while “alors” seems to be a very gay french word.

So yes, next time you want to say “DANG !!!” just say “Zut alors !!!” as french as you possibly can.
It will make your life more interesting. You may wake up in a hospital.

Oui !!!

Robert Badinter asked:

Hey man, could you just FUCK OFF?

Noques Dimitri asked:

Some people actually have no life at all.
Why don’t you get on with it and spend your time on more productive
matters?

And they’re right, I should fuck off and spend my time on more productive matters.
I should gather toxic mutant frogs and hope the french are not immune to them.
I should make my own nuclear device and hope the french don’t like radiation.
I should call the Orly and the Roissy/Charles de Gaulle airports daily and say there’s a bomb on a plane, so tourists won’t be able to come to stinky, shitty Paris.

Thank you french people for your froggish wisdom.

Ah yes, ze mighty french soldier. Mighty gay that is. French gay.

No really now, how can the french say they have an army, when their soldiers look (and are) gayer then the United States gay soldiers ? Mon Dieu.
They’re as dangerous as a box of french tranquilized kitties. The only real danger when making a french soldier surrender is their hygiene. You don’t know what kind of disease you get from being close to a frenchman that shat himself.

“A French” asked:

Is your blog a joke ?
If it is, good one.
If not, well I don’t know, get a life.

Well unfortunately no, this blog is not a joke.
When you hate something/someone (although french people can’t really be considered “people”) you have to do it with style. Beating up a frenchman isn’t really funny or memorable, while making fun of the cheese-eating surrendering bastard frog-lovin’ beret-wearing smoker is funny, catchy and somewhat memorable.

I have a life (which is why I haven’t been posting lately) and I’m sharing valuable information for people interested in French culture, French women, French soldiers or France, thus playing an important role in society (helping people unite against the greatest evil, French aliens).

Wishing a Frenchhater to “get a life” is lame in so many french ways. I wish you not to get a life, because asking questions like “Is your blog a joke ?” and then adding the two possible answers it’s a clear waste of time, especially if you’re French.