Cheese eating monkey frogs
I didn’t add “surrendering” because the title would have been too long.
Let’s analyze for France’s sake french people’s nickname: cheese eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
The first part I’ll assume it’s clear … french people are cheese-eating people. They eat cheese. Cheese is eaten by them. Stinky, smelly, disgusting cheese. They like to eat cheese in different shapes, like cheese on a stick, cheese from the ground, turd-cheese, cheesy cheese, eiffel tower shaped cheese, wall cheese, moldy cheese. It is said that french people don’t really have teeth, that’s just cheese stuck in their gums.
Also french people seem to be severely affected by cheeseburgers, which contain the only type of cheese french people don’t like, which is clean, healthy, properly cooked tasty cheese, melted on a delicious piece of meat.
The second part we all know … french people surrender. If you point your finger at them and say “Bonjour”, you don’t need to tell him to surrender, it’s in his blood. But if you do want a french faggy smoke, ask him for a cigar, and he’ll probably surrender that as well, unless it’s the last one, because if it is he’ll give it to you and offer to perform oral sexual services so you’d let him smoke half.
Now it gets interesting … the monkey part.
We all know french people are hairy, especially french women. French women don’t grow hair everywhere, but they do have titanic amounts in the groin area and the armpit area, along with moustaches. As far as I know men have only moustaches.
So hair is the first thing they have in common with monkeys.
The second thing french people have in common with monkeys would be shit handling. By shit I mean feces, also known as poo, poop, number two, dookie, crap, turd, dung, scat, spoor, droppings, doody, stool or as the french call it: food.
We all know monkeys like to shit in their hands then throw the projectiles at people in the zoo or at each other (both in the zoo and in the wild). That’s almost exactly what french people do too, only they’re not shitting at the zoo, they’re doing it on the streets which might explain why Paris is covered knee-deep in shit.
The frog part is due to their frog eating habits. The french enjoy a tasty froggie in the afternoon after the morning snail, and if I think about it, they enjoy all kinds of green slimy things, from diseased tree bark to toxic radioactive rats.
But I’m not sure if you can make the connection with berets. You see, berets were invented by frogs, frogs wore berets originally before the french started to do that too.
The final common thing frogs and the french have in common is skin color … we’ve all seen the green french people.
And that’s why French people are cheese eating surrendering monkey frogs.
If this post doesn’t make sense, you’re probably French.
