I hate french people

In case you didn’t catch the news lately, there was a French Giant Condom thing a couple of days ago. The French called it the “Condomfiere” …

The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases.

My thoughts on the French Giant Condom:
- only the French can do such a thing
- french people are hypocrites because they never use protection, but they have a good reason because french illnesses surrender pretty fast
- the French probably stay awake at night, thinking of ways to piss off the rest of the world
- I hope they release it from the Eiffel Tower, and I hope it breaks (both the condom and ze tower).

Hey there, I’m back from my frenchhating vacation in the French Alps.

It wasn’t as cold as I expected but I managed to have fun somehow.

So expect new content soon, after I get rid of all this french spam.

Vive la France !!! No, not really.

All French people, sooner or later, will get something inserted up their ass.

Tom asked:

I love your website, carry on, I think it’s a useful website and it’s
rather an interesting achievement. It reflects America in a sense and
I’m sure when America will end to collapse, we’ll remember not only
some great artists and great writers from America (don’t really know
which ones) but we’ll remember your website as well as a sign of
America’s frustrations.
Your anger and you hate sounds like a consequence of an envy, then
here is my question:
Since there has never been any severe recession in France and only few
French people have ever emigrated throughout the history (therefore,
they’re rather sure to not live with unfriendly people like you, who
are unlikely to be found in France btw), it shouldn’t make raising
such an envy in yourself and neither in people like you, how do you
explain such a jealousy then?
Many thanks for your
answer.

Well Tom I’ll just assume you are a moron.
You see … this blog is MY blog, not America’s blog. So this blog only reflects my own opinions on french people, which as you can see are worse then seeing a hairy french woman giving birth, and doesn’t reflect anything related to America (which is actually The United States of America, also known as the US, you froggie) or americans. Though most americans think French people are gay cheese-eating surrendering fags.

I live in Paris at the moment, and been there since I started this blog (with periodic trips back to the land of the free), and trust me turd-nugget, there is no jealousy and there certainly isn’t any envy.

I can’t seem to understand how the recession is related to my blog … why don’t french people make sense ?