http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:04:58 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained: "If we don't stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath." The interpreter couldn't translate this, however, since there is no word for "bath" in French. http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/25/french-translator/ Q: What's yellow and looks good on the slimy french ? A: The advanced stages of cancer. http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/24/french-joke-68/ That's Paris viewed from a satellite. Notice how slimy and filthy that god damn city is. Why would anyone want to call this the city of love and why would anyone want to come here ? God damn French people ! http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/23/french-aerial-4/ Gogu Kaizer asked: Dear mr. Frenchhater, what the hell are you doing? Are you dead or something? Did the slimy french kidnapped you? Did you kidnapped the slimy french? 1) Well I was pretty busy wrestling the god damn slimy french. 2) Not dead. Yet. 3) Yes, the slimy french did. 4) They're very slimy and ... http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/22/french-answer-13/ Someone asked: Hi ! I am canadian immigrant , and, my dreams is to come to live in French. For this reason, I will reading your blog with much attention : I want to know the dark side of France ! I am little confuzion : why you don't muve ... http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/21/french-answer-12/ It is said in the Bible that men and women (and hermaphrodite children) go to heaven or hell, depending on how good or bad are they through life. But in the French Bible it's mentioned (somewhere in the footnotes) that French people go to the French heaven (a sepparate place, far ... http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/20/french-heaven/ In case you didn't know ... all French people are artists. And all artists are French. They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they're artists, so that's ok. They say they see the world ... http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/19/french-artists/ It's that god damn cursed day again. The French Day. Also known as Bastille day, or "ze French national (holi)day". I wrote about the French Day last year, but it seems to have come again. So ... I bet you're all wondering: a) Why is the 14th of July the French national day ? b) ... http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/07/14/bastille-day/ I can't really find this blog on google ... even by searching for frenchhater ... Something is really wrong. And fishy. French fishy, not the regular fish smell, the french slimy fish smell. Hmm. http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/04/29/french-search-engines/ Oui oui, you really must be tired by now hearing that the Frenchhater has no time to mock the slimy french. I'm pretty surprised myself of the situation I'm in. The french situation that is. I was in shape when I started this blog ... I even wrote the first two weeks' ... http://www.ihatefrenchpeople.com/2008/04/29/new-content/