A French and American general were surveying a battlefield.
A bullet strikes the American general, grazing his arm.
He shouts: “Aide! Bring me my red jacket!”.
The French general asks: “Why did you do that?”.
The American general responds: “So my men don’t see that I’m bleeding, and lose hope.”
A second bullet narrowly misses the French general’s […]
George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna.
Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb and the beeping stopped.
The others looked curiously at him.
“Oh, that was just my pager”, said George. “I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm.”
Two […]
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: “You American folk eat the whole bread??”
American (in a bad mood): “Of course.”
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In […]
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog, not just any dog, a french pudel.
The weary traveler asked “Ma’am, please move your dog. I need that […]
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it and says “I will give you each […]
“Le Petit Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupery is probably the most popular book in France. Even I read it a couple of times too see what this fuss is all about. Even now i don’t understand what the hell do they see interesting in a god damn little french kid riding a comet (asteroid, […]