An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are visited by a genie who grants them one wish each.
The Englishman wishes he was transported to a beautiful paradise.
The American wishes he was rich and famous.
The Frenchman wishes the Englishman and the American were back to make his mind up for him.
A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The bartender says “HEY! You can’t bring that pig in here”.
The Frenchwoman says “Excuse me…but that’s a duck”.
The bartender says back, “Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck”.
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.
The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He [...]
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said : “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it ?”.
“No way”, said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman [...]
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Frenchman with a very long pole and a yardstick.
He’s standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak’s ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures [...]
A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.
The frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in here?
The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel [...]
