President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained:
“If we don’t stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath.”
The interpreter couldn’t translate this, however, since there is no word for “bath” in French.
An American gent in his 80’s arrives at Charles De Gaulle airport and
ends up at the customs counter.
“Bonjour Monsieur, passport sil vous plais”
“Sorry, I didn’t bring a passport.”
(in terrible English now) “What do you mean you didn’t bring a
passport? How do you expect to come to France without a passport?”
Well, I came […]
A Frenchman attending a convention found he’d have to share a room with an Englishman, but he didn’t really mind.
Upon arriving at the room, he found the Britishman already there … and so was a MONKEY!
The Frenchman said, “Mon..mon..monsieur, what…what’s that…that…BEAST doing in our room ?”.
“Show ya straightaway, chap”, said the British.
He then slapped […]
During one of the many wars that the slimy French and the British fought and the French (as usually) lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.
An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.
The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing “that stupid red tunic.”
The French general […]
An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are visited by a genie who grants them one wish each.
The Englishman wishes he was transported to a beautiful paradise.
The American wishes he was rich and famous.
The Frenchman wishes the Englishman and the American were back to make his mind up for him.
A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The bartender says “HEY! You can’t bring that pig in here”.
The Frenchwoman says “Excuse me…but that’s a duck”.
The bartender says back, “Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck”.