Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
inside them is color-coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the [...]
Ze slimy french have many customs … but among those amazing cheese or french armpit-related habits we can find Valentine’s Day.
First of all, in France they don’t pronounce it like we americans do … Val-en-tine …
In french it sounds like Val-ehn-ton. Amazing.
How did it all begin ?
Well you see … there was once a french [...]
President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained:
“If we don’t stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath.”
The interpreter couldn’t translate this, however, since there is no word for “bath” in French.
An American gent in his 80’s arrives at Charles De Gaulle airport and
ends up at the customs counter.
“Bonjour Monsieur, passport sil vous plais”
“Sorry, I didn’t bring a passport.”
(in terrible English now) “What do you mean you didn’t bring a
passport? How do you expect to come to France without a passport?”
Well, I came [...]
A Frenchman attending a convention found he’d have to share a room with an Englishman, but he didn’t really mind.
Upon arriving at the room, he found the Britishman already there … and so was a MONKEY!
The Frenchman said, “Mon..mon..monsieur, what…what’s that…that…BEAST doing in our room ?”.
“Show ya straightaway, chap”, said the British.
He then slapped [...]
During one of the many wars that the slimy French and the British fought and the French (as usually) lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.
An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.
The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing “that stupid red tunic.”
The French general [...]
