French Archive for the 'Just french' Category

French candles

Friday, March 28th, 2008

I went the other day in a French candle shop in Paris, to buy some French slimy candles.
Well, here’s what I found out:
1. French candles either smell bad, either smell weird, or either stink. Those candles without scent or the ones that make your room smell fresh and nice are nowhere to be found in […]

French favorites

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Here are my favorite french posts until now …
From the Slimy French category -> Once upon a time
From the French jokes category I can’t select only one, but among my favorites are:
-> French joke
-> French joke
-> French joke
-> French joke
-> French joke
From the French habits category -> French stripes
From the French facts category -> French […]

French emails

Monday, March 10th, 2008

It appears that the French are very insulted by this blog, and as any french person would do, they use the “Ask a Frenchhater” page to curse and insult me. Either they do that or they comment on this blog and get frenchslapped over the mouth.
Why would anyone be THAT insulted and why would anyone […]

Busy busy, French busy

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Hello there fellow frenchhaters, and french people.
I’ve been busy as hell for about two weeks now and didn’t have a chance to stop by here …
I did recieve some French emails (which I’ll talk about in a future post), I did get new comments and I was surprised to see my visitor number go up.
I’ll […]

Mark Twain hates the French

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Apparently Mark Twain was one of those people that knew how the French are really like.
“A Frenchmen’s home is where another man’s wife is.” - Mark Twain
“There is nothing lower than the human race…except for the French.” - Mark Twain
(submitted by shaun)

I’ve been judged

Friday, February 15th, 2008

I’m not some big blogger so I had no idea there is a Blog Judge.
I guess there is.
It seems that I, Jaques-Francois Frenchhater, am doing a pretty good job.
Just what I needed to get in the Frenchhating mood again !
Oh and I’m NOT GUILTY.
Maybe he can make some banners (like my French banners).

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.