I hate french people

French people are so boring lately.
I wanted to write about a couple of things but they didn’t seem funny.
Got any french interesting stuff you’d like to submit ?
Or some french questions ?
Hello ?

As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.
Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.
Of course every year among the [...]

Potpourri is yet another French invention that infected the planet with it’s slime. The name in French is actually “pot-pourri” which basically means rotten pot. I’ll explain why.

You see, the French were always careful with the environment, even in the dark ages. As back then they didn’t have cigars to puff a layer of smoke [...]

Google doesn’t like this website lately, so I started using Bing for my web searches … and I found this out :

How cool is that ? From all this content on my website, Bing chose that as the description.
Google is French. Use Bing.

Time flies when you’re in France. Which is weird because here people eat snails.
But then again, cigars + garlic do have a strange effect on the universe, time included.

I’m thinking about writing a book. A french-related book.
You think I should ?