French Archive for the 'Just french' Category

French Giant Condom

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

In case you didn’t catch the news lately, there was a French Giant Condom thing a couple of days ago. The French called it the “Condomfiere” …

The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases.

My thoughts on [...]

Back again

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Hey there, I’m back from my frenchhating vacation in the French Alps.
It wasn’t as cold as I expected but I managed to have fun somehow.
So expect new content soon, after I get rid of all this french spam.
Vive la France !!! No, not really.

Cheese eating monkey frogs

Friday, January 8th, 2010

I didn’t add “surrendering” because the title would have been too long.
Let’s analyze for France’s sake french people’s nickname: cheese eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
The first part I’ll assume it’s clear … french people are cheese-eating people. They eat cheese. Cheese is eaten by them. Stinky, smelly, disgusting cheese. They like to eat cheese in different shapes, [...]

Merry French Christmas

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Merry French Christmas from your favorite Frenchhater !
Check out the Joyeux Noël post, follow me on ze French mighty Twitté and have a great time on your holiday (unless you’re French).

Boring French

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

French people are so boring lately.
I wanted to write about a couple of things but they didn’t seem funny.
Got any french interesting stuff you’d like to submit ?
Or some french questions ?
Hello ?

French Halloween

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.
Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.
Of course every year among the [...]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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