It is said in the Bible that men and women (and hermaphrodite children) go to heaven or hell, depending on how good or bad are they through life.
But in the French Bible it’s mentioned (somewhere in the footnotes) that French people go to the French heaven (a sepparate place, far better then the usual heaven), […]
It’s that god damn cursed day again. The French Day.
Also known as Bastille day, or “ze French national (holi)day”.
I wrote about the French Day last year, but it seems to have come again.
So … I bet you’re all wondering:
a) Why is the 14th of July the French national day ?
b) Why do the French even […]
I can’t really find this blog on google … even by searching for frenchhater …
Something is really wrong. And fishy.
French fishy, not the regular fish smell, the french slimy fish smell.
Hmm.
Oui oui, you really must be tired by now hearing that the Frenchhater has no time to mock the slimy french.
I’m pretty surprised myself of the situation I’m in. The french situation that is.
I was in shape when I started this blog … I even wrote the first two weeks’ post in a matter of […]
God damn it, it snowed in France. In April.
I just posted about the French rain and the French clouds heard me and decided to send some snow too.
French snow is worse then French rain, although they do have the same lifting effect on the hairy nipples of French women.
French snow is white-ish, with a little […]
I’m not quite sure what they do, or how they do it, but even rain in France is slimy.
I might even say when it rains in France, it rains slime.
Disgusting, green, smelly slime.
French people love that actually, because it’s the only time they get to take a shower. In slime.
That explains the smells around Paris […]