Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. said Anais Nin, a french woman (dead now, don’t worry).
What did she mean by these magical words ?
Did she mean the french live more if they surrender or that the surrenders make them visit hell permanently (where French Satan awaits) ?
I guess we’ll never know, because [...]

When people say women, they usually mean “french women”.
Why is that ?
Well first of all, french women are the best type of women.
Who doesn’t like hairy armpits and smelly slimy skin ? On a woman ?
French women don’t know what wax is, they don’t shave (either their armpits or their legs or their crotch or [...]

The french women, after having a croissant up on the tour d’Eiffel, thought they should stop cutting their nails like the other women do, and should proove that they’re special, french special.
So one day one of the smarter french women was slicing some french-bread for her eating pleasure while butt-naked, and suddenly not paying attention, [...]

Ze women in France c’est tres magnifique no ? Sexi.