French Archive for the 'French women' Category

French anger

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

I see some french people actually got insulted by this blog, by these JOKES, by these FACTS and by facing their HABITS.
Well one other french habit is anger. French people get very angry while talking about France, French or Francais. French women also have PMS which they learned to use to feed the anger, and […]

French toilette

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

This is ze slimy french toilette de cour Louis 15. Funny name for a dress.

French quote

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. said Anais Nin, a french woman (dead now, don’t worry).
What did she mean by these magical words ?
Did she mean the french live more if they surrender or that the surrenders make them visit hell permanently (where French Satan awaits) ?
I guess we’ll never know, because […]

French women

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

When people say women, they usually mean “french women”.
Why is that ?
Well first of all, french women are the best type of women.
Who doesn’t like hairy armpits and smelly slimy skin ? On a woman ?
French women don’t know what wax is, they don’t shave (either their armpits or their legs or their crotch or […]

French nails

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

The french women, after having a croissant up on the tour d’Eiffel, thought they should stop cutting their nails like the other women do, and should proove that they’re special, french special.
So one day one of the smarter french women was slicing some french-bread for her eating pleasure while butt-naked, and suddenly not paying attention, […]

French women

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Ze women in France c’est tres magnifique no ? Sexi.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.