French girls have more sexual partners than ever before, and America is to blame.

America, fuck yeah !!!
My opinion is French women just like to be slutty, to do like the French Army does and surrender to every man, french shemale or woman they see.

But a french slut is not complete unless she has armpit hair.

Myeah I know, not a funny french post. My apologies to all the frenchhaters out there.

You’ll need a pair of these:

In France, being a french woman means you’ll take off your clothes on a hourly basis … that’s if you have clothes.
Being a hot female secret agent in France means you’ll probably have to get naked in front of many men before you kill them, and to be able to kill them you must make them feel safe (and then shove a hamburger in their necks … french people hate hamburgers). Frenchmen feel safe around french women (although french women are hairy, dirty and probably have all kinds of diseases).
And all french women have hair down there and armpit hair, thus being a secret agent posing as a french woman will be impossible if you look good … and wax/shave/laser your hair.

This technique can be used also in other countries and would be useful in the war against the French.
I mean just imagine how many nukes will be sent the moment a “french woman” annoys the russian president. Dream come true.

So all you non-french ladies out there, go buy a pair of french hairy panties ! Save the world !

Oui !

Warning: these panels only appear in poor regions of France. In Paris you won’t see any, but the french women are just as bad infected.

If you’re French you shouldn’t bother. You’re already a slimy frog so being a dead slimy frog is not much of a difference.

They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they’re artists, so that’s ok. They say they see the world in a different way. Probably a gaytard way.

Have a look at the following artists. Don’t they look like slimy french gaytarded to you ?

Why do the slimy cigarette smoking french be artists ? And why do artist have to be so gay ?
Nobody really knows. No one really cares.

But you can’t move through Paris without seeing entire streets filled with berret wearing moustached french slimy gay mimes with striped shirts and shitty shoes, among the huge crowd of women with hairy armpits and the non-mime gaytards, the one with a canvas and a brush. It’s horrible.

Why doesn’t anyone nuke these bastards ?

Oh yeah !

Ando who else but the French would use a French hairy pornstar to promote a feminine product ?

If their armpit hair is not in sight (because zey wear a jacket or something), or their pubes are not visible (french women like to colour their pubes in red, white and blue), or they’re not smoking (that only happens once a zillion years when they happen to have no cigars), or they’re not hitting on random people that look good, french women use this special french technique to show that they are french. They wear a french purse.

Or they wear stripes.

Here’s proof. French proof.

Dear French Women,
Frenchmen are famous for their running (away from the battlefield) abilities. Did you really think you can outrun them ?