Well I had nothing interesting to write about until now (right french now !!!) this week (and I’ve been working on the book so I’ve been a little bit busy) … so here goes.
French girls have more sexual partners than ever before, and America is to blame.
America, fuck yeah !!!
My opinion is French women just [...]
If you’re a modern woman, you probably shave your armpits, legs and other places constantly to look more attractive and feel more beautiful. Which is good. I like that. But what if you’re a secret agent ? A female secret agent ? And you have a mission in France …
You’ll need a pair of these:
In [...]
Oui !
… you need to know that you should use a condom, so you won’t die a horrible hairy armpit cheesy death.
Warning: these panels only appear in poor regions of France. In Paris you won’t see any, but the french women are just as bad infected.
If you’re French you shouldn’t bother. You’re already a slimy frog [...]
In case you didn’t know … all French people are artists. And all artists are French.
They do have stupid pathetic jobs like being a mime, being a French president or being a basic french gaytard (gay + retard). But they’re artists, so that’s ok. They say they see the world in a different way. Probably [...]
Oh yeah !
