This is, should be, and will be ze future of Paris (France).
Ze French Armageddon ! (pronounced with an accent on the o)
Haha. My new wallpaper.

As I promised, I took a picture of some French aliens … more slimy pictures will come soon. It’s a god damn french alien conspiracy !!

See how they took off their slimy little berets and striped t-shirts and cigars to hide the fact that they’re aliens ?
You see how that frogger on the left closed [...]

You see that weird freaky light on top of the Eiffel Tower ?
That’s not to make airplanes see where the Eiffel Tower is, because no terrorists would ever run their planes into something as shitty as the Eiffel Tower. It’s there to send signals to aliens. French aliens.
You see, ze french people are not human. [...]

Ok so that’s about it for the french contest.
Go ahead, pick your winner. The most french person.

I’ll remind you that you get to choose from these lovely slimy cheesy french people:
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