I hate french people

Well that’s not really true. They also use it to surrender.

If you’re a modern woman, you probably shave your armpits, legs and other places constantly to look more attractive and feel more beautiful. Which is good. I like that. But what if you’re a secret agent ? A female secret agent ? And you have a mission in France …
You’ll need a pair of these:

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Potpourri is yet another French invention that infected the planet with it’s slime. The name in French is actually “pot-pourri” which basically means rotten pot. I’ll explain why.

You see, the French were always careful with the environment, even in the dark ages. As back then they didn’t have cigars to puff a layer of smoke [...]

Even cars in france look like onions.

Can you smell that ?
Yummy !!!

Another french proof that the french are french aliens: