I hate french people

Yummy. And French.

Welcome to 2008 my fellow french people and french haters !
First thing this year we must learn to speak some slimy french … here’s one :
“Bonne Année”, which means Happy New Year in francais.

The second thing i’d like to do is wish you all a very wonderful year (yes, you slimy french too) full of […]

Ho-ho-ho (and i don’t mean french women) … Merry Christmas !
Or as the French would put it (while smoking their cigars and chewing their gums at the same time while looking at you like you’re an idiot because you’re holding your nose to prevent their smell from killing you) : Joyeux Noël !
Yes, this amazing […]

This is what a French clock looks like, without the slime:

The hands appear to be stuck in a raised position, and they always seem to fail to tell the time.

The Official Magazine of the French Military

I wouldn’t eat that. Too slimy for me.
French scrambled eggs
But then again, i wouldn’t eat snails with eggs either.