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French plan review

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:34:59 +0000

I’m working with some skilled people (not french people) on the new ihatefrenchpeople website.
It will be a lot bigger, a lot more organized and will allow other frenchhaters to express themselves.

I did receive all your french questions and all your french messages, and I will make sure to answer them all once the new site is online.

Until then I will take this one offline on account of the abnormal french spam I’ve been getting.
But first, what do you think about this logo:

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I feel it’s missing something …

Sarkozy Photobomb

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:03:19 +0000

French Giant Condom

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:23:54 +0000

In case you didn’t catch the news lately, there was a French Giant Condom thing a couple of days ago. The French called it the “Condomfiere” …

The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases.

My thoughts on the French Giant Condom:
- only the French can do such a thing
- french people are hypocrites because they never use protection, but they have a good reason because french illnesses surrender pretty fast
- the French probably stay awake at night, thinking of ways to piss off the rest of the world
- I hope they release it from the Eiffel Tower, and I hope it breaks (both the condom and ze tower).

French maid

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:56:08 +0000

Because he’s french

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:37:19 +0000

Merry French Christmas

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:17:41 +0000

Merry French Christmas from your favorite Frenchhater !

Check out the Joyeux Noël post, follow me on ze French mighty Twitté and have a great time on your holiday (unless you’re French).

Two gay french soldiers

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:36:22 +0000

French Toast

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:05:43 +0000

Oui !!!

French soldier

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:35:33 +0000

Ah yes, ze mighty french soldier. Mighty gay that is. French gay.

No really now, how can the french say they have an army, when their soldiers look (and are) gayer then the United States gay soldiers ? Mon Dieu.
They’re as dangerous as a box of french tranquilized kitties. The only real danger when making a french soldier surrender is their hygiene. You don’t know what kind of disease you get from being close to a frenchman that shat himself.

French Halloween

Jaques-Francois Frenchhater — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:20:22 +0000

As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.

Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.

Of course every year among the french people getting disguised as something french-related, I see some really strange french people (even for french standards) …

French woman dressed as a french pudel. Awesome !!!

French gay burglars

Menstruating horny french lesbian werewolves

I dressed as a frenchman of course, with a fake moustache, garlic bling-bling chain around my neck, a striped shirt, the mighty french beret and lots of cigarettes.
It was a poor halloween because the french people I’ve visited didn’t understand I was wearing a costume.
Next year I’ll get a baguette costume.

Happy Halloween everyone !