I didn’t add “surrendering” because the title would have been too long.
Let’s analyze for France’s sake french people’s nickname: cheese eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
The first part I’ll assume it’s clear … french people are cheese-eating people. They eat cheese. Cheese is eaten by them. Stinky, smelly, disgusting cheese. They like to eat cheese in different shapes, [...]
Ah yes, ze mighty french soldier. Mighty gay that is. French gay.
No really now, how can the french say they have an army, when their soldiers look (and are) gayer then the United States gay soldiers ? Mon Dieu.
They’re as dangerous as a box of french tranquilized kitties. The only real danger when making a [...]
As I wrote two years ago, Halloween is also celebrated in the big, the mighty, slimy smelly France.
Sure the french don’t give out candy or any kinds of sweets, they give dead frogs, onions and of course french garlic. Some of the more generous french people give out snail slime.
Of course every year among the [...]
You see, some french people don’t have money for clothes. Actually that shouldn’t be a surprise knowing the amount of cheese, cigars and frogs the french consume each they. Anyway, a popular french solution to that problem is to become a flag. Not any flag though, the french flag !!!
Here are a couple of steps [...]
This is, should be, and will be ze future of Paris (France).
Ze French Armageddon ! (pronounced with an accent on the o)
Haha. My new wallpaper.
