You really shouldn’t learn french while visiting France.
I suggest you learn German instead.
That way people will pay attention to you, make way (by running of course) and you’ll get rich in no time (ze french do surrender their french money, paintbrushes and bushy armpit very-not-virgin women).
Learn this for a start :
Ich spreche nicht französisch
Did any of you stumble upon a french keyboard ?
They’re horrible. How can they write like that ?
This is another thing that prooves that the French have a plan to rule the world (and it involves aliens).
Here’s how you can tell someone (someone French !) “I HATE YOU” :
je vous déteste
Or he’s a little Frenchhater improoved version :
je vous déteste vous homme français stupide gluant
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. said Anais Nin, a french woman (dead now, don’t worry).
What did she mean by these magical words ?
Did she mean the french live more if they surrender or that the surrenders make them visit hell permanently (where French Satan awaits) ?
I guess we’ll never know, because […]
Le french language est a little bit strange … here’s how the body-parts are named on the SuperFrenchGuy.