Mon Dieu …
See what the French have done ??? They’ve infested Europe (and a big part of the slimy Canadians) with their god damn smelly french language.
Remember what i said about French being laxative ?
I guess the world is going to need more toilet paper.
Welcome to 2008 my fellow french people and french haters !
First thing this year we must learn to speak some slimy french … here’s one :
“Bonne Année”, which means Happy New Year in francais.
The second thing i’d like to do is wish you all a very wonderful year (yes, you slimy french too) full of […]
Ho-ho-ho (and i don’t mean french women) … Merry Christmas !
Or as the French would put it (while smoking their cigars and chewing their gums at the same time while looking at you like you’re an idiot because you’re holding your nose to prevent their smell from killing you) : Joyeux Noël !
Yes, this amazing […]
The most used sentence in French is “Je me rends, battez pas sur moi!”.
Yup, slimy.
Lately everytime when i hear french people talking their slimy francais, i get this feeling like i’m going to crap my pants.
It took me a little while to figure out what was going on … but i finally got it.
You know that most countries experimented with the brown noise theory, to make the other country’s […]
Frenchies, along great war stories and hero stories and all kinds of other french bullcrap, also have poetry. French poetry.
It can be grouped into two big and french categories: poetry about losing the will to live, and poetry that causes losing the will to live.
The most tedious French poet in history, from a long list […]