Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?
A: Because she has only one arm raised.

Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five:
1. one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
2. one to turn tail and run.
3. one to roll over.
4. one to surrender to the light bulb and [...]

Q: Who’s french army’s idol?
A: Forrest Gump.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed Frenchman out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; if you’re depending on the French to do the job, it’s screwed anyway.