French joke
Saturday, January 12th, 2008Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.
Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.
Q: Did you hear bout the French Kamikaze?
A: He flew 30 successful missions.
Q: What’s green, cold, slimy and croaks?
A: A Frenchman
Q: Why do Frenchmen wear berets?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What is an “oxymoron” ?
A: “French war hero”
Q: Why do the French call it the “foreign legion” ?
A: They couldn’t find any French to join!