French Archive for the 'French jokes' Category

French joke

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.

French joke

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Q: Did you hear bout the French Kamikaze?
A: He flew 30 successful missions.

French joke

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Q: What’s green, cold, slimy and croaks?
A: A Frenchman

French joke

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Q: Why do Frenchmen wear berets?
A: So they know which end to wipe.

French joke

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Q: What is an “oxymoron” ?
A: “French war hero”

French joke

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Q: Why do the French call it the “foreign legion” ?
A: They couldn’t find any French to join!

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.