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Monday, February 23rd, 2009Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: It gives them speedier reactions.
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French joke
Saturday, February 21st, 2009Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.
French joke
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Q: What is the standard French military manoeuvre ?
A: A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.
French joke
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009Q: What does “Maginot” mean in German?
A: Welcome!
French joke
Sunday, February 1st, 2009Q: What’s the difference between 1943 and 2003?
A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.
French joke
Friday, January 30th, 2009Q: When was the last good french barbecue ?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc.
