French joke
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008Q: Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?
A: Because she has only one arm raised.
Q: Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?
A: Because she has only one arm raised.
Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five:
1. one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
2. one to turn tail and run.
3. one to roll over.
4. one to surrender to the light bulb and […]
Q: Who’s french army’s idol?
A: Forrest Gump.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed Frenchman out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; if you’re depending on the French to do the job, it’s screwed anyway.
Q: How did the Germans conquer France so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving.