French joke
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008Q: Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?
A: Because she has only one arm raised.
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French joke
Thursday, February 7th, 2008Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five:
1. one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
2. one to turn tail and run.
3. one to roll over.
4. one to surrender to the light bulb and […]
French joke
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008Q: Who’s french army’s idol?
A: Forrest Gump.
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French joke
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Q: How do you get a one-armed Frenchman out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
French joke
Monday, January 28th, 2008Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; if you’re depending on the French to do the job, it’s screwed anyway.
French joke
Monday, January 14th, 2008Q: How did the Germans conquer France so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving.